Really Dumb Poems

Deep musings on humanity and our construct of time and reality. Introspective ruminations about imagination. Explorations of self-expression. Soul-searching thoughts on our fate in a vast and staggering cosmos. Refreshing perspectives on individualism and core values. Mindset shifts around consciousness. Questions surrounding the true meaning of a rich, fulfilling life.



By the time you finish this book, you'll have a new take on those weighty topics and a fresh appreciation for life's little mysteries and curiosities, like the way light reflects off the ocean's vastness and creates a prismatic effect on tiny grains of sand or how simply restarting your computer is a panacea for seemingly any issue it's harboring among its electronic bits and bobs or in the ephemeral cloud.



Okay. Maybe not. This isn't a how-to guide about being a self-actualized, omniscient adult, capable of gracefully navigating every conceivable situation with grace, humility, and a boundless sense of humor. It's a collection of poems that ponders the merits of the mundane, the everyday, the random thoughts prancing through your brain on an average Thursday afternoon.



If you love Bob's Burgers and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, you'll devour Really Dumb Poems. For those who obsess over highly intellectual sonnets you can analyze for years and never fully understand or require your poetry deep and dark, this ain't it. Themes of inconsequentiality and ingloriousness abound here.



In conclusion:



Please read this book

You might not be "shook"

But maybe you'll laugh

And isn't that worth reading a paragraph?