Poppy the Pooting Panda

Poppy the Pooting Panda is a normal panda except she has an exceptionally large amount of gas.

My name is Poppy the Pooting Panda.

I like to think I'm pretty smart.

Though every time I try to eat,

I poot and toot and fart.

I love bamboo shoots,

It is my favorite food.

But pooting while you're eating

Is often seen as rude. 

Check out all the Farting adventures books:

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Roses are Red, and I'm Farting Fred

Farting Without You is Like

Pete the Pooting Pufferfish

Taylor the Tooting Turkey

Frank the Farting Flamingo

Fritz the Farting Reindeer

Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin 

Share this farting tale with loved ones. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Perfect for ages 0-100+!