Poems 31

Yolanda, the Goose "is Cooked"

How did we get....so damn drunk "tail-gating"?!!

- before the (football) game even started?!!

You hear that?!!



They're over there! - Christmas caroling!!............

"Seven crackheads-a-cracking"

"Six ducks-a-ducking"

"FIVE CHEAP EARRINGS!!"..............

How 'bout "Four earplugs-a-plugging"

I'm not listening to them (anymore)!

......I'm here to get my party-on!!



I think I'll jump into this hot-tub!

This is a hot-tub? Right?!!

Well!! It's like a hot-tub?!!

The manufacturer somehow labeled

this apparatus - as a Turkey Fryer Vat!

.......But you're still welcome! to use it!!



What is? The first day of the

twelve days of Christmas?



"On the first day of Christmas -

my true love gave to me!"

"One Goose-a-Cooking"



I know, that's right!!