Phatman and Picard

After WWIV, the metropolis of Easty-West is humanity's last refugee...except for the colony on Mars, but that is beside the point. The point is, Phatman is a plucky detective in the special crimes and stolen underwear unit and Picard is a gutsy civil-disobedience-prevention officer. And even though they come from different floors, parents, and ancestral trees, Phatman and Picard are forced together, like two large tits in a brassiere, to battle the forces of evil...supposedly.