Phatman and Picard

Being a slave to the universe is difficult...especially when you don't get paid. In light of this, Phatman and Picard must travel to the furthest ends of their minds in hopes of bedding the allusive African American beast. Will Phatman lose sight of his wiener? Will Picard learn how to fly? Or, will they simply diffuse into the universe without making a single contribution to society? Wait, you already know the answer...but do you know how they got there?