Phatman and Picard

Currently, Phatman and Picard are being held in a black site in eastern Wisconsin by radical communist French-Canadian Mounties. Phatman is sitting on a chair with his hands tied behind his back and is trying to itch his butthole. If he was free, he'd probably ask Picard to pull his finger and then smell it with devious grin. Picard is sitting on a chair with his hands tied behind his back, next to Phatman, and he is tapping his left boot to the theme of Rocky. As a result of this, neither of them had the time to review this book for grammatical or spelling errors to bolster their non-existent books sales.