Opracalypse: 'O-gas-prah' Satire Book Cover

Oprah's been dieting, and dieting hard. Her stomach comes alive and takes control changing that day time tv host into a whale like mutant. She goes on a rampage and her stomach is craving something in particular.

Mila Kunis scuba dives to the lost city of Atlantis. Upon arriving she is witness to its horrible destruction. From the testimony of a few living dolphins, Mila is told of a terrible beast who is responsible for the end of their civilization.

Tom Cruise is training with Richard Simmons to get buff for a movie. He decides that he wants to become a super hero and help mankind. When his doorbell rings a woman brings fate right to his front door.