Nimroddes (Men)

From the primordial stirring of humankind, the inscrutable Nimrodde, who is known commonly as the male human, has trod every region of the planet teaching females about the evolutionary process of the female species, making the Nimrodde the most advanced, genetically engineered, learning tool of all time. Nimroddes: A Field Guide for Women explains the importance of the male female relationship and the necessity of the age-old great divide that dwells between the sexes. This guide identifies each type of Nimrodde and describes its purpose within the evolutionary ladder, from the credit strapped Baffoon to the obscenely confident Brainiac to the gym -obsessed Fudkuckle. It's sure to make you laugh out loud, not because it's factual, but rather because it rings so true. And it may prove after all author John Gray's claims in the book Man are from Mars, Women are from Venus, that men and women are from different planets.