NEWS FLASH RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! (The last ever Alana Beck Issue)

THIS IS THE BLURB FOR THE LAST EVER ALAN BECK ISSUE:

Good news everyone. Do you know these shapeshifting Lizards that came down from space? Well everyone said they were here on Earth looking for some ultimate video game controller. Apparently, this was a video game controller that can pause the world and edit the settings of reality meaning the owner would possess ultimate control over everything. But don't worry because like I said there is good news, tonight on the news they are going to talk about how the Reptilian Elite is not real. The reporters seem weird though, they keep sticking out thin lizard tongs every so often...... I feel like I'm missing something here..... Wait a minute!

Something about this news station doesn't seem right, the group don't realize how much danger they are in, they need to GET OFF THAT NEWS STATION!