Never be Unkind to the Waitress

For waitresses and waiters everywhere who have had to put up with the self-aggrandizing, ignorant customers, who have as much a place in a restaurant as a eunuch has in a brothel; having neither the ability nor the inclination to properly avail themselves of the service provided.

Also to all the customers who witness such behaviour and are forced to look into their soup and cringe with vicarious shame and embarrassment.

Just Imagine if you could do something about it, Kornelious Flynn figured maybe he could... so he did... probably.