Mute and the Liar

I was normal. Completely normal. Apart from the fact that I haven't spoken for seven years, and that I'm obsessed with solving crimes I find in newspapers. So there I was, minding my own business and leading my perfectly 'normal' life, when the leader of a youth gang decided to break into my house, steal my salad and, oh yeah, kidnap me. Great! Just great!******* WINNER OF THE 'MOST CREATIVE PLOT AWARD' AT THE 2013 SKOW AWARDS *******