Mommy, Your Name Is Poo Poo

Their infancies tested your body... the preschool years torture your brain. In the award-winning memoir "Mommy Haiku'd All Over the Baby," author Jordana Landsman laid bare the darkest corners of her struggles as a new mom. Now, the kids are older and they can talk. And oh, the things they say. Landsman's follow-up poetic memoir of her kids at ages 5, 4, and 2 is hilarious, absurd, and relentless - much like the fun-loving, trash-talking preschoolers she chronicles. From projectile vomit to potty training to competitive birthday partying, it's all here. The maniacs who used to be our babies are calling -- and mispronouncing -- the shots. So sit back, laugh, and enjoy the ride while Mommy drives the minivan and provides the snacks. Don't miss Jordana's other titles, including "The Princess Profession," "Hurrydate: A Speed Dating Memoir," and "Heartbeats: A poetic memoir of 87 blind dates and one future husband."