Madness & Mayhem

23 Tales of Horror and Humor from James Aquilone This collection has everything Sassy robots, bloodthirsty spirits, a guy who's forced to watch TV and eat nachos, superheroes who are lame, a story about a zombie who searches for meaning in a world plagued by humans. If you like to pee your pants, there's a hysterical story about a redneck telepath who tortures a poor schlub for no reason. And if that's not enough, you get the first Dead Jack short story and a sneak peek at the novel "Dead Jack and the Pandemonium Device." The perfect book for people with split personalities The collection contains the following stories: MADNESS

6 Attempts at Winning Jennifer's Heart

Head to Head

Simon Clash: The Galaxy's Greatest Hero

Bad Poets Society

Princess or Poison

No Place for a Hero

The League of Lame Superheroes

Inner Dragon

My So-Called Life in Reruns

Do Stand-Up Bots Dream of Electric Hecklers?

So You've Metamorphosed Into a Giant Insect. Now What? MAYHEM

Hart House

The Zombie Who Had a Name

Google News Alerts for the End of the World

Teatime With Mrs. Monster

The Baseball Gods

A Day to End All Days

Circle of Power

Insectivoracious

The Great Work

She Will Be Home for Christmas

The Grimlorn Under the Mountain DEAD JACK

The Case of the Amorous Ogre

Dead Jack and the Pandemonium Device (First Chapter)