Lord of The System

Planet Earth burns in nuclear flame.

But The System was kind and wise enough to transfer all its little humans into a new world.

Everyone has been granted a new name, a starting bonus, and a rousing kick up the backside.

Some got a sword, some a crown, and me...

A potato?!

How am I supposed to take over the world with this thing?

System, are you sure you're so kind and wise after all?