Kiss of the Seaweed Hag

Kiss of the Seaweed Hag: The Stage Play. A Comedy Fantasy in Two Acts. Approximate run time: two hours. Speaking parts: Two stars, six other speaking parts. Settings: Bar, beach, restaurant, underwater, outside & inside shipwreck. Complete list of props: "No Swimming" sign, quill pen, lifeguard chair, towel, stick, bottle cap, beach rocks, boulder, fruit, knife, bowls, menus, "Please seat yourself" sign, tables, chairs, glasses of water, notepad, pen, pizza, raw meat, spoon, cappuccino, bucket and sandcastle mold, shovel, paperwork, sandcastles, a giant eel, fake blood or red fabric, hammerhead sharks, seaweed, lantern, papers, books, hammock, newspaper, confetti, wooden crates, giant octopus, octopus eggs or cardboard tubes, long thread, blue cloak, multicolor braided strap, welding torch, rope.