Kandie Shoppe

"Dirty ass cop."

It's sheriff but fine whatever.

Kandie Love is a fucking mess.

The town tipsy,

The town baker,

The town gossip,

The town -

It doesn't matter because her little nosey ass has rolled up on something that's not her business but definitely interferes with mine.

So now I have to put my foot on her throat to keep her from telling everyone what she thinks she saw.

I don't have time for her, the wildest she makes me feel.

Now, the more I make her bend the more she makes me break.

I left here fifteen years ago to get away from her crazy ass, now I can't get rid of her.

And now I'm not sure I even want to.

Damn.