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A dangerously moreish mix of Tarantino violence and Almodovar campThey re opening a new restaurant in Soho tonight. Susan Ball s the owner, and she s funding the joint with the money she ripped off from her gangster husband, Frank Ballistic Ball.Hogie s the cook. He s from Manchester and his long blond locks have made him a natural TV chef. The trouble is, he s also a screaming pervert.Cheb s the Maitre D. He s just back from Goa and he might not say his brains were completely drug-fried, but everyone else would. Oh, and I wouldn t trust him with your credit card This black comedy of modern bad manners aims at outrage and hits the bull s eye every time a must-read Val McDermid Ultra hip, manic, funny, hugely imaginative Blincoe is a terrific talent The Times A riotously good read Observer