Jeffrey Dahmer Cookbook

Introducing the Jeffrey Dahmer Cookbook: A Twisted Culinary Cannibal Coloring Book, Step into the darkly hilarious world of the infamous serial killer witty insights from culinary legends that seem ironically humorous next to pictures of finger sandwiches, leg of Larry, Ground Chuck, or a beautiful man lying on a bed of rice like human sushi. Never look at food the same.This is not your grandmothers meatloaf .

This book will have you laughing out loud.What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit ? Are you going to eat that ?

This twisted volume takes you on a hilarious journey through the culinary mind of the infamous serial killer. But fear not, this book is all about laughs, not actual recipes!

What do you get when you boil a funny bone? Laughing stock!

A cannibal is a guy who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter

You'll find outrageous pictures depicting what Jeffrey Dahmer might have whipped up in his fridge. From peculiar condiments to unconventional ingredients, this book will have you laughing and cringing simultaneously. Check out the gorgeous men a giant pot of stew like a giant Jacuzzi.

"No matter how tough the meat may be, it's going to be tender if you slice it thin enough" --Guy Fieri"Life is like a stew, you have to stir it frequently, or all the scum rises to the top." ~ Tom RobbinsColor in "killer" presentations of his delicious dishes.

It's so beautifully arranged on the plate-you know someone's fingers have been all over it. - Julia Child commenting on nouvelle cuisineI don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting." Andy RooneyIt's a wild and unexpected journey into the darkest corners of the culinary world, guaranteed to spark conversations and raise eyebrows.This book is all about the laughs. It's a parody, a quirky and offbeat exploration of the culinary world through the eyes of a notorious serial killer.

So, grab a copy, sit back, and prepare to be entertained, shocked, and amused.

* If you like to cook, show an interest in serial killers, have a Dark sense of humor, twisted parody, and a taste for handsome men wrapped in bacon, this could be the book for you.

This book is quirky, odd, and exotic, with fantastic culinary quotes and cannibal jokes from Martha Stewart,Gordan Ramsay,Wong Kar-wai,Tom Smothers,Anthony Bourdain,James Joyce,Mitch Hedberg,Orson Wells,John Cleese and many more!

You don't need to eat meat to enjoy this book.

I love vegetarians;

they are delicious, especially served with fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Although there are no recipes, you will discover Jeffreys's favorite cocktails & his secret "mixer" saved for his " special guests"."

Color the three condiments police found in his refrigerator.

This book is not for the faint-hearted. It's for those who appreciate the macabre and can find humor in the most twisted places. Whether you're looking for a conversation starter, a gift for that friend with a taste for the bizarre, or a unique addition to your bookshelf, the Jeffrey Dahmer Cookbook: A Twisted Culinary Quote Book is the perfect choice..

HalloweenGreat for anyone trying to diet! I ate Jenny and Craig!Serial Killer loversCooksGreat stress relief2 great ways to unwind, tenderizing Beef with a hammer and coloring pencilsTry coloring with scented pencils !high quality illustrationdesigns vary to accommodate all skill levelsgreat gag gift for family, friends or co-workers or your next victim!Disclaimer: This book is a work of fiction and satire. It does not support or glorify Jeffrey Dahmer's actions. Enjoy responsibly, and keep your kitchen free from serial killers.