It's... Sharks!

The Adventure of Wakefield Born Boxer & Convict Paul Sykes. Including Guns, Gold & Sharks! The only man in the history of man-kind to swim across the Straits of Johor, nobody has ever done it before. Not because of the currents, or anything like that, It's... Sharks! Not shark infested, but of the locals go paddling there. 'I know about Sharks, Yeah? Punch em right in the f*ckin ear ole and they swim off' Paul Sykes