International Colouring Book of Swear Words and Funny Cusses

Over 35 Swear Words lovingly plucked from around the world and set against a backdrop of each city the curse word originates.

So if you have ever wanted to call a stranger in Istanbul, "A Cowboy who F*cks his horse," or perhaps politely telling someone in Bangkok to go away and "Man Masturbate" or perhaps you just wish some Dutch guy "Death by Cancer" in Amsterdam, then this book is for you.

Each Swear Word and Cuss has been drawn with ornaments and traits relevant to the country it is from and with the famous landmarks and characteristics of each city providing the colourist with plenty to colour. Once completed, each page will boast a unique piece of art.

A Dictionary/Glossary is included providing the translations of the Swear Words as well as funny examples of how and when they are used.

Cites and words include:

Amsterdam - Sterf aan kanker (Die With Cancer)

Athens - Skata sta moutra sou (Shit In Your Face)

Bangkok - Chuck Wow (Man Masturbate)

Barcelona - Que te den (F*ck Off)

Berlin - Fotze (C*nt)

Brussel - Schitluis (Chickenshit)

Bucharest - Cacat Cu Ochi (Piece Of Shit With Two Eyes)

Budapest - Seggfej (Asshole)

Buenos Aires - Culo Roto (Broken Ass)

Cairo - Teezak Maftoh (Your Bum Is Open)

Delhi - Bakrichod (Goat F*cker)

Dubai - Kiss Ekh-Tak (F*ck Your Sister)

HongKong - Sha Bi (Douchebag)

Istanbul - Atini Siken Kovboy (Cowboy Who F*cks His Horse)

Jakarta - Babi Lo (You Pig)

Johannesburg - Draadtrekker (Wanker)

Kuala Lumpur - Puki Mak Kau (Your Mother's C*nt)

Los Angeles - Dummy Moore (Old Actress That Can't/Won't grow up)

Las Vegas - Sfacim (Semen/Jism)

London - Bellend (Idiot/Fool)

Macau - Ta Ma de - (F*ck)

Macau - Ta Ma de - (F*ck) Madrid -

Madrid - Joder - (F*ck)

Mexico City - Mamon (C*cksucker)

Moscow - Dolboeb (F*ck Head)

New York - C*cksucker

Paris - Putain De Salope (F*cking Bitch)

Pattaya - E Heah (Whore/Bitch)

Prague - Hovno (Shit)

Rio - Cuz o (Asshole)

Rome - Vaffanculo (F*ck You)

Sanfrancisco - He Bitch

Seoul - Gae Saeki (Son Of A Bitch)

Singapore - Ho Kao Kan (Get F*cked By A Dog)

Taipei - Cao Ni Ma (F*ck Your Mum)

Tokyo - Kutabare (F*ck You)

Vancouver - Hoser (A Fool Doing A Fool's Work)

Vienna - Wappler (Incompetent Prick)

Forgotten Insults:

Abydocomista - a liar who brags about their lies.

Beardsplitter - Victorian word for penis

Bedswerver - A British slang word for cheater

Bespawler - To spit or dribble, a slobbering person, who spits when he talks.

Bobolyne - A fool

Cumberworld - Waste of space, Someone who is useless

Dorbel - Nincompoop

Gamahuche - Victorian word for oral sex

Rantallion - One whose scrotum is longer than his penis