Intelligent Design

This is a satirical, tragic, hilarious account of the last Intelligent Design project by the government of Heaven. Over millions of years millions of planets had been seeded by Heaven, all with very similar results. Heaven made great profits from the people and resources of these planets, but in the end all had industrial revolutions and blew themselves up or ended in some other nasty way. A few thousand years ago a team from Heaven came back to Planet Earth for one final attempt to get the Intelligent Design thing right. Earth was the bottom of the barrel as a choice, but no other planets were left to choose from. Earth, it turned out, was seemingly hopelessly contaminated by two previous attempts at Intelligent Design. Two small towns, Sodom and Gomorrah, were found to already be experiencing an industrial revolution. That situation had to be corrected if Earth were to be fixed. The small landing party from Heaven enlisted the help of a man named Abraham to help clean things up so Planet Earth could get a fresh, intelligent start. You will laugh yourself silly as you read this true account of what Intelligent Design really was and what the government of Heaven was up to in the process. Love and kisses, signed yours truly, the author, Wycliffe Horse.