I Will Marry George Clooney (by Christmas)

A brand-new very funny novel from the UK No. 1 bestselling author of No-One Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday Amazon readers love it:

It is a lovely story for anyone who wants a bit of escapism, and I actually cheered at the end

I cried buckets, mainly from sheer happiness. A fantastic feel-good story that makes you all warm inside.

I thoroughly enjoyed this. Lots of laughs. Sent my children to play by themselves so that I could finish it

There comes a time in every woman's life when the only answer is to marry George Clooney...

Slogging her guts out in a chicken factory, whilst single-handedly bringing up a teenage daughter who hates her, is far from the life that 36-year-old Michelle had planned. But marrying the most eligible man on the planet by Christmas could change all that, couldn't it?

Sometimes your only option is to dream the impossible - because you never know where it might take you...

'This comic novel combines humour and wisdom with very entertaining results.' Katie Fforde

'Loved this book. Tracy Bloom had me in stitches. Again.' Milly Johnson