How to Get Poorer

Welcome to the ultimate guide on how to make sure your bank account is always teetering on the brink of zero. If you've ever wondered how to perfect the art of financial self-sabotage, you're in the right place. This book is your humorous, tongue-in-cheek guide to mastering the habits and behaviors that guarantee a lifetime of financial stress and struggle.

Throughout these pages, we'll explore 37 surefire ways to keep your wallet light and your debt heavy. Whether it's splurging on things you don't need, ignoring your budget, or falling for every financial pitfall that comes your way, each chapter breaks down the most common traps that ensure your bank account never sees a surplus.

But don't worry-this isn't just a lecture on what you're doing wrong. We're going to have some fun as we explore how easy it is to make poor financial choices. So buckle up, and get ready to laugh, cringe, and maybe even recognize a few of your own habits along the way.

Ready to get poorer? Let's dive in!