How To Be A Worldclass Asshole In Six Months Or Less

Meet Lohcifer, an author whose life has been marked by relentless bullying. From a child and even well into his 64th year, he endured insults, mistreatment, and a constant feeling of misery.



It started way before one of his uncles took young Lohcifer's hand and farted into it. It didn't abate over the years. He was even bullied on LinkedIn, a purported professional networking site, by a hideous Aussie bitch (Melanie Delmaine Pannack) who misunderstood his comments and whom Lohcifer suspected to be either extremely dull-witted or severely brain-damaged. Lohcifer was also bullied by his cock-sucking neighbor from upstairs. Indeed, Lohcifer seemed destined to be a lifelong victim of relentless bullying.

However, amidst the trials and tribulations, a pivotal moment occurred one evening when he was showering - an epiphany that would change his entire life.



In that moment of revelation, Lohcifer made a resolute declaration to himself: "No longer shall I allow others to trample upon me." Empowered by this newfound resolve, he embarked on a remarkable journey of self-transformation.



With meticulous dedication, Lohcifer set his affairs in order, and at the age of 66, he redirected the remainder of his existence towards a noble cause - the advancement of the art and science of assholerism. Armed with battle scars and a profound understanding of the human psyche, he started to wield his experiences as a powerful tool to inspire, educate, and empower others.



Join Lohcifer as he shares his invaluable insights, unveiling the secrets of effective and practical assholerism while nurturing resilience in the face of adversity. Through his unwavering determination and commitment to his newfound purpose, he illuminates a path for victims to rise above their circumstances and forge their own destinies as fearsome assholes.



Be captivated by Lohcifer's extraordinary journey and discover a world where the art and science of assholerism meets the boundless potential of the human spirit.





The Author



From his childhood all the way to his 60's, Lohcifer endured endless bullying and an overwhelming sense of despondency. But amidst these struggles, a game-changing moment unfolded, altering his life forever.



Benefit from Lohcifer's remarkable transformation and embrace the boundless possibilities that await when we choose to conquer our challenges. Get ready to be inspired, motivated, and armed to fight back.



To the shit-stirrers in his life, Lohcifer has this to say: "Let trepidation and fear consume your being, for I beseech you to harbor a profound and unyielding dread within the depths of your soul. Let this terror envelop your essence, penetrating the very fibers of your existence, for the magnitude of its potency will crush and destroy you. Yes, I will rain vengeance upon your heads. May karma get you before I do, but rest assured, you will get your comeuppance anyway, because revenge is a dish best served cold. Just when you least expect it, you will assume room temperature."