Hit the Ground Punning

Packed with over 400 puns and one-liners, this swearword-free joke book contains laughs for all ages - although the publisher omitted the gag about cartilage (it was a bit close to the bone).

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I'm obsessed with emptying my wheelie bin. 

Just putting it out there.



My toddler nephew is feeling guilty about 

making a mess with alphabetti spaghetti. 

It's written all over his face.



Grappling-hook chic? That'll never catch on.



Horses can be so negative sometimes. 

Such neigh-sayers.