His Little Barmaid

I thought the closest I'd ever come to having my teenage obsession in bed was lying under his poster...

Instead of serving cocktails in a karaoke joint, this broke little barmaid is finally moving up in the world.

I've just been cast in a movie starring my celebrity crush Derek Prince.

The man who was only ever a fantasy is suddenly a very real, off-limits temptation.

And I'm drawing his gaze while shaking my sequined-covered butt for the cameras.

And for him.

But Derek's jealous costar is intent on having him onscreen and off.

To get this shot at my dream, I promised to be her secret voice double.

I also promised her that I'd stay away from Derek.

He's everything I've ever wanted, but she has me by the literal-and legal-throat.

Only Derek's a certified quadruple threat of his own.

He can sing, dance, act, and charm the panties off me without breaking a sweat.

Handsome. Knockout sexy. And relentless in his pursuit of what he wants.

After always wanting to be part of his world, he wants to be a part of mine.

But lies, secrets, and blackmail are everywhere around us.

How can we get to happy ever after when all of Hollywood is hell-bent on keeping us apart?

'His Little Barmaid' is a sweet and sexy romcom featuring a cocky movie star hero and a stubborn, sassy heroine on a crazy road to happily ever after. It stands alone with no cheating, cliffhangers, or nonsense.