Gratuitous Fluids

A devil's dozen of the most bizarre, deranged stories you're ever likely to read, from an undisclosed number of today's hottest authors, none of whom felt like using their real names. Is it Stephen King? Neil Gaiman? Margaret Atwood? Well, no, probably not. Is it some other people? Yes. Without hesitation, this collection was written by people. Were those people fourteen bizarro authors working in tandem? Fifteen? Four? Three men and a baby? One very talented monkey with a typewriter? Six slightly less talented monkeys and a word processor? Much like the most elusive fish, or an answer to that Tootsie Pop question, the world may never know. NEW GLOSSY COVER FOR EASY CLEANUP