Goldilocks and the Three Bears - The autobiography of Goldie Locks. : The Whole Bloody Truth

Fantasying is believing...

This book is written in the spirit of frivolity, merriment, and imagination. The focus is a celebration of creativity which is definitely an endangered species in today's boilerplate, politically correct society. The world is filled with thoughts, ideas, and dreams. Sadly, those elements are being vanquished by a "one size fits all" mentality that doesn't appear to believe there are at least two sides to every story. Some have said that words are nothing more than groupings of letters until they are placed within the context of a sentence. While being in agreement with this thought to a point, it can still be taken a step further. For you see, words are toys for the mind. They offer endless opportunities to transport us anyplace we want to go. And wherever we go, we are able to take them out and play with them in whatever way we wish. Well, at least we used to be able to...As you'll discover, there is more between these covers than a simple story. Hidden within these pages is guideline for life and living. They are not the same thing. Life is a steady succession of breaths, blinks, and swallows, but is that all there is to living? Life is lived not survived. Too many people plot out every aspect of their existence only to become disillusioned when their plans go awry. What many fail to recognize is the simple truth that without expectations there can be no disappointments. That is but one of the countless maxims expounded within what you're about to read. In its own way, this text is meant to share with you a pathway through reality that leads to something much greater... Happiness. And so, with the help of about 70,000 "Legos", the following pages are laced with irony, satire, and sarcasm in the spirit of legendary humourists. The hope is that of erecting a temple that celebrates the cherished memory of a prized paragon we seem to have lost. That paragon is a treasure called fun, and it's one we should all pray never dies. For what is life without smiles and laughter?