Goblinproofing One's Chicken Coop

Winner of the prestigious 'Diagram Prize for the Oddest Book Title of the Year 2013,Plagued by pixies, goaded by goblins or bothered by gnomes? Help is on the way! Help is here. This is the essential primer for banishing the dark Fairy creatures that are lurking in the dark corners and crevices of your life. In this charming guide, 'fairy hunter' Reginald Bakeley offers practical instructions to clear your home and garden of goblins and banish them forever! In GOBLINPROOFING ONE'S CHICKEN COOP readers will discover: The most surprising weapon to use when hunting gnomes What absinthe drinking has to do with strawberry gardening Why a garden fumigator may come in handy on evenings at the pub Why a toy-merchant, a butcher and a Freemason are among your best allies in the fight against the feyGOBLINPROOFING ONE'S CHICKEN COOP is the only complete manual on how to identify, track, defend and, if needed, destroy those bothersome brownies, goblins, dwarves, scheming flower-fairies and other nasty members of the fairy realm.