Gets Up Your Nose and Curls Your Toes

Gets Up Your Nose And Curls Your Toes is the ideal read for grumblers, gripers, moaners and whiners. And the Second Edition now has a whopping 80 things to moan about. That's more than the last version, but less than the next, making it the ideal reference book for moaners looking for fresh ammunition with which to reload their moanchine guns or rediscover their moanjo. There's even a special reader offer at the end, which isn't that special, but makes up for the lack of an index. With so much value, insight and humor packed in, you would have thought there'd be nothing to moan about. But, unfortunately (for the author) there is. The price. Dirt and cheap spring to mind.