Geriatric Delinquents: A Cozy Southern Parody

Rollicking Southern Parody. Almost a True Story.

With a proposition to legalize marijuana on the November ballot, two aging sisters risk their reputations to keep the community drug free. But when Thad, their infamous rock star brother brings his gravitas to town along with nefarious plans, Agatha and Clarabeth counter with sabotage and sanctimonious resistance. Almost a true story, Geriatric Delinquents is a rollicking southern parody featuring a folksy cast of characters who face scandal and public humiliation. The small town of Summerdale may never be the same.

"You will be chuckling all the way through and burst into laughter on occasion."

Those who've read the author's first three books: The Epitaph of Jonas Barloff, A Door Unlocked, and Curses know Calvin Dean doesn't waste words. The same is true of Geriatric Delinquents. This fast-paced novella rolls seamlessly from scene to hilarious scene with rib-tickling conversations that keep the pages turning. And while this book is a departure from the author's usual paranormal fare, don't be surprised by a few strange encounters along the way.