Firewood for Cannibals

INGREDIENTS: possessed paintings, devil babies, aluminum foil hats, sexy demons, post-apocalyptic cannibals, reckless sorcerers, noble thieves, head trauma, abandoned suburbs, assassinations, beer-drinking aliens, vengeful lab animals, dead ex-boyfriends, euthanasia squads, frontier justice, time travel, booster suits, space lesbians, metro-sexual Cyclopes, fascist grandmas, surveillance states, air-cars, forbidden magazines, rebellion, Kreene Hounds, urban wizards, suspended animation, magic board games, and firewood