Fifty Shades of Dumb

Sex. It's something that's on everyone's mind. But the minds that thought of the weird, strange, and stupid sex acts that are reported in Fifty Shades of Dumb: True Stories of Strange and Screwy Sex are a breed of their own.For anyone who find sex inherently funny, and almost all of us do, here are stories to laugh at, and share:The woman who called the police about noises in her home. What did they find? Her sex toy vibrating in her night stand!The man who received a 90-day sentence for gratifying himself using a pumpkin in his backyard. That's a scary Halloweenie!The couple who managed to have public sex on crowded train, only to receive complaints when they lit up their post-coital cigarettes.And so many more!Read. Enjoy. Have sex. Be smart!