Fatherhood for Fuckheads

Behold, Fuckhead, what you have become: A FATHER.A DAD. But what's that noise? To whom do you speak at night and who's that devil telling you about that lady over who's got a hell of an rump on her? Don't forget about those boobs of hers and how they deliciously joggle as she shifts; don't forget about those beers in the fridge, how cold they are and how they'll make you tingle from your head down to your tootsies. His name is Ken, and he is loud, and he is you, and you must kill him so your family might thrive. Will you survive?