Farmer Giles of Southford

He is seven feet tall, has the strength of ten men, and operates on a short fuse. His name is Farmer Otto Hercules Giles III, of Southford. Here are several anecdotes of the local legend, collected by me, the Historian James Farrell. One tale of a Western-style gun chase between Otto and vandals, another of the celebrated clash between Farmer Giles and the School Board, as well as his war with rival storekeepers and a personal fight with the Old Boy himself. Not to mention the time he played for the Yankees.