Eyrth Online

Eyrth Online: The Green Album TMOLW: The Memoirs of Lawrence Wrath Volume 1 World's First Stoner LitRPG From the Father of Stoner LitRPG This book contains episode 1-4 of Eyrth Online Disclaimer: Stop Do not read this story if you are a Douche bag, Troll, Hate Music, are Anti-Marijuana, Dislike Fun, Don't Like Video Games, and are just a Terrible Human Being. If any of these describe you DO NOT READ THIS BOOK On the other hand, if you like all of those things and irreverent humor, pop culture, bad jokes, gratuitous language and violence, plus, you're a fan of movies like: Your Highness Cheech and Chong's The Corsican Brothers The Adventures of Baron Munchausen The Princess Bride The Goonies Half Baked On weed... Then this stories for you Eyrth Online is the adventures of Lawrence Wrath. Just your everyday average stoner, who gets to play the most amazing virtual reality massively multiplayer role playing game (VRMMORPG) of all time; EYRTH ONLINE If you enjoy stoner comedies and escapism then this books for you. I have created a Spotify playlist that I was listening to when I wrote these novellas. Each song is the title of the chapter and is the musical theme for that chapter. I originally intended for you the reader to imbibe some marijuana, start the playlist, and jump into my world. If you don't smoke that is fine, if you can't read and listen to music that is fine too. Just read the way you normally do and enjoy the story But, if you like to smoke some herb and jam out to tunes while you are reading a great book, then I think you will love Eyrth Online. You will need a Spotify account to access the play list, if you don't have one you will have to gather the songs on your own. Sorry about that. All characters and events in this series... Even those based on real people... Are entirely fictional... All celebrity likenesses and voices are impersonated... poorly... All music is not mine, none of it, at all... The following episode contains coarse language, gratuitous sex, violence, and due to its content... it should not be read or listened to by anyone. Much love and a dank fatty G. Rathweg