Experiences of an Inexperienced God

Wouldn't you like to have a peek into God's own diary? A creation myth, a fantasy, revelations and anecdotes, all told from the very subjective point of view of the Creator him/herself who got a lot of help from The Abridged Manual of Godding. Read the first two pages of the book: Boundless, soundless, absolutely still timeless, eventless, a dream not yet awake, shrouded in nothingness that knows no reason, no purpose. Is there an I?