Eons

Ironically, Eons is the reason for the existence of everything we know and love, but it won't take you that long to read this book. In fact, this is one of my shorter books. Butt, does that make it any less of a book? (Please don't answer that.) In any event, this book is an extension of the theories I proposed in Incorporeal. Also, I talk about female sperm eating male sperm...so you have a reason to drudge through all the Earth physics drivel.