Empty Heart

A vacation's nice, but wizards need excitement, otherwise what's the point of having a wand and a nice hat?

I got my wish. The moment I returned from honeymoon normal life resumed. Normal for me. Meaning, magic was in the air, someone was messing with citizens' emotions, and there was a missing girl to be found. A very special girl.

Looked like The Hat was back in business.

I should have stayed on the beach, even with the sand rubbing at my nether regions.

Hi, I'm Arthur "The Hat" Salzman. Gangster. Wizard. Still chafing.