Elliott Evans Was Here

The day I realized my brother would be a Rockstar... ...was the same day I accidentally pooped my pants. They're not related, just memorable.

Should my famous brother be writing his own story?

Certainly.

But... he vanished.

Where is he?

I've been asked that question so many times and my answer has never changed; I don't REALLY know. But... where he came from is just as interesting. I swear!

Look, I'm tired of telling the story of my brother's rise to fame and stardom, and then what happened after that. It's all in the book.

This is the last time I'll ever say anything about it, I promise.

So either read this, or never know the truth-either way...I'm done.