Edible Complex

Zombies. The living dead, brought back from hell to feast upon the flesh of the living, inflicting their unholy curse to any who suffer even the slightest wound. They hunt you, kill you, and then devour your brain for sustenance. They are evil incarnate, here to terrorize your life. Except that they aren't. And they don't. It turns out that everything that we thought we knew about zombies, thanks to movies and books and television and such, wasn't quite as faithful as they wanted us to think. I should know, I see and deal with them on a daily basis. It's my job. I work for the Federal Office of Organizing Dining for Zombies, or F.O.O.D.Z. for short. Oh, and my job sucks. My name is Cassandra Cole. Welcome to my world. Edible Complex is a stand-alone horror-comedy novel and should not be taken internally. Consult your doctor if you feel that Edible Complex may not be right for you. Known side-effects of Edible Complex are laughing, groaning, and occasionally shuffling around your house in a state of undeath. Edible Complex is suitable for ages teen and up.