Dragon Trouble

Iffy Mar-Mar is a clown who wants to be a knight and go adventuring, slay dragons, save princesses and be respected. First, though, he must compete in the Choosing Day Tournament. But he's just a clown. A dragon is about to change all that. Francis Falafelott is the royal gardener and just wants to be left alone with his plants. But rescuing a kitten for Princess Poot sets him on a path he would never have expected. A path that includes a dragon. Princess Penelope Poot is sick and tired of the endless parties and fake friends. She wants someone to like her for who she is, not what she is. When a spell goes awry, thing get ugly. A confused dragon doesn't help. A dragon stirs and awakens. He doesn't know his name. He's got an itch under his scales and a buzzing in his head that's driving him crazy. He's got to find a cure, or go insane. He's about to turn everyone's lives upside down. Join Iffy and his companions on an uproarious adventure in the land of Nowhither No, really, come on, let's go This adventure contains: gratuitous flatulence (lots of farting), barfing, rock trolls, ogres, imps, chimpanzees, knights, bullies, a dwarf elephant, manualist minstrels (musicians that play fartful tunes with their skilled hands), dingleberry jam, candied flies, a magic eyeball, excessively long armpit hair, and ... oh, yeah, a dragon