Discreet Rear Entrance Volume I

A bottom-feeding former underwear thief, Jimmy Eyebrow stumbles into the hit business entirely by accident and sets in motion events that will ultimately lead to a full-blown war between rival local and international crime syndicates. Eyebrow's highly risk-averse handler Joe Purple gets reluctantly dragged into the circus and as the situation spirals out of control, Eyebrow remains blissfully unaware that significant forces are massing to take him down. But is it only external dangers, or should Eyebrow be keeping an eye open closer to home? Whether following along with Eyebrow on his first hit in the men's room of an adult theatre, or unpacking exactly why a motorcycle-riding midget, an angry Comanche Indian, and a duffel bag of cash have all ended up at a desolate roadside motel, this story has it all. If you need the job done and can live not only with the consequences, but also the trail of collateral damage leading straight to your door, Jimmy Eyebrow is your man.