Dickheads & Debauchery: and other ingenious ways to die

Have you ever wondered why there are those who foolishly sprint to the finish line of life? Ignoring the laws of common sense and swimming against actuary tables, endangering themselves for shits and giggles or to save a few bucks. Flying their own planes, running with bulls or eating turkey legs at Disney world, they're on the fast track to their own mortality. This factually incorrect guide to living longer, shown through the eyes of a retired NYPD shines a light on the darker side of life while pointing out how it's often taken for granted. Irony and sarcasm cuts through the bullshit of everyday life while examining life's most perplexing mysteries. Are there assholes in heaven? Confusing balls with stupidity? The real reason Ben Franklin flew a kite and his addiction to snuff. Why weathermen are bullshit artists. Painting a portrait with sarcasm, heaven, hell and bull riding are all taken to task. If you do not suffer fools gladly, this is a must read.