Denmark! Where's That Then?

Two young, na ve, working class lads from the North of England embark on an unplanned road trip to Denmark. Considering that the only foreign country they had visited before this was Wales, what could go wrong? Join them on their journey and find out 'A few days ago, I was looking forward to going out with the lads after a hard week at work. Now, I'm having to drive through Belgium, Holland, and Germany to get to Denmark of all places. And all I've got for company is a stolen map, an old briefcase full of cash, and my slippery younger brother 'Ow did I end up 'ere? AUTHOR'S NOTE Sorry Ladies, This Book Is Not For You'