Death Valley 101

BEFORE YOU START These stories are not fair or, by any means, instructive. Keep it away from children. READ RESPONSIBLY I bet you spend a lot of time blathering about nonsense with your mates while having a pint. Wrong? Alright, so you might be the one sipping some bloody expensive glass of Italian wine, oh yeah, you're successful, you're a refined cat. Still, you probably like to take a piss on some new-age practice, you have your say on politics, social stuff and you can't help but telling no-good jokes every now and then. You hate me already, don't you? Brilliant. I'm sure we're going to be friends.

Death Valley 101 is the book for you, trust me. -What is your piece of garbage about?- you might ask. IN SHORT

Delusional Conversations about Life, Death and the World we Live in. A bit too short, isn't it? Either the author is a total genius or he's so incompetent that he didn't even manage to write a compelling, 3 lines long, worthy description, to sell his book. You know what?

Whatever.

These days, people don't trust the polished, carefully tailored fake descriptions.

You certainly don't want to read lame stuff like THE RIGHT BOOK FOR A QUICKIE (laugh) or Ready to Unleash your Mean side? Bollocks.

People want the real deal, ask president Trumpet.

So, you want to hear what other people has to say about the book, don't you?

Cool. Here is Praise for Death Valley 101 Matt Youth changed my life.

His way of playing the guitar and singing is outstanding.

He really got me into playing music.

What? He also wrote a book? Seriously?

JOHN - ex heroin addict You start reading and you're hooked, totally.

I don't use the book pages to light up my fireplace anymore.

At first, I used to even up the table with his Novel,

but then again, I gave it a chance and that was it.

There was no way back from it.

Kill Your Friends is the best book ever

What do you mean I reviewed the wrong one?

ALEX - doorman at the Ritz Addicting flow,

exhilarating dialogue and characters.

Absurd. Surreal. Unreal.

Did I mention nail-biting?

CHRISSY - expert When a friend of mine told me that Matt Youth

published another novel, I thought FUCK YEAH.

Totally worth it to spend cash for a book.

Is the interview over? Can I get my money?

STEVE - paid friend Youth is the real deal.

I still can't believe he's not rich as fuck.

I have been dealing drugs all my life,

but I'm seriously considering becoming a writer now.

Thank you, Matt.

BILL - pusher Matt Youth is God.

Did you like his novel? What? He's a writer?

JOANIE - professional sex worker Buy it. Now.

MARIO - mobster If you got to this point, I'm sure we are Best Friends Forever already.

Thank you for your Precious Time. I am not Special and I'll most probably let you down. Sincerely Yours,

Your Hero, Matt Youth.