Dad Genius

Incredibly Stupid...and Really, Really, Funny The woman had a baby.

Then she had two.

They needed sleep, and shelter, and lots of food.

So much food.

But still they came. One after another the children came until one day there were 8.

Then the woman handed the 8 children to the man. "It's your turn," she said.

The man had no plan, below average cooking skills, and a complete inability to fold a sweater.

He did things differently than the woman. At first, it was upsetting to some. But eventually, even the skeptics could see. There was something about the way he did things.

Some called it Genius. And the man? He called it

DAD GENIUS

And this is his story.

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PRAISE FOR DAD GENIUS: "Makes a below average door stop." Door Stops Monthly, starred review.

"A book almost as dumb as its author." Tom, Dan's best friend from high school.

"A stunning achievement." Dan's high school English teacher when informed 80% of the book was written in complete sentences.

"We agree with Tom. This book is really dumb." Jeff and Mark, Dan's other friends from high school

"I have no idea. He won't let me read it. That means it's embarrassing, right?" Dan's mom.

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