Crossing the Threshold Together as One

Does merely the thought of your boyfriend or girlfriend make you act like that crazy wolf from the Looney Toons cartoon? I know you remember him. How could you forget? He's the one that instantly burst into this maniacal fit of excitement when he saw the pretty woman singing on stage. Upon sight, his body immediately stiffened like a two by four; he laid there suspended in midair. He whistled and howled at the top of his lungs as he repeatedly pounded his fists on the table and stomped his foot against the floor. In his excitement, he hit the table with his chair and struck himself across the head with a mallet. He panted so hard that his tongue hung at depths Jacques Cousteau dared to venture, and it seemed that his heart would break free from his chest as though it had been held captive. As he gazed at her from afar, his eyes bulged so far out of his head that his pupils literally detached from his eyes. He was so head over heels for this woman, he plumb lost his mind. Does this describe you with your boyfriend or girlfriend? With this type of atomic energy flowing between the two of you, one would be easily convinced that the two of you are ready for life together, forever in holy matrimony. But are you...really...ready? This book is designed to help you take a sober look at yourself, your potential life partner, and the journey you're about to embark on - Together as One.