Codename D.O.U.C.H.E.B.A.G.

Four conservatives in need of a second chance. Four media mavens desperate to fight their way back into the only place that mattered to them - the world of Cable TV News. Now this rag-tag group has come together for a commando mission so outrageously daring that it would only be attempted by A- a group of heroes, or B- a bunch of fools. You'll have to decide for yourself. (Hint: It's B.) Frank Conniff, author of the spine-tingling Twenty Five Mystery Science Theater 3000 Films That Changed My Life In No Way Whatsoever, the pulse-pounding Cats v. Conniff, and the nightmare-inducing How To Write Cheesy Movies, has now topped himself with his most action-packed, edge-of-your-tweet thriller yet