CLEANUP ON AISLE 10: Transsexual, Well-Endowed

Mandy is a sassy, randy, and tart trans-woman living the dream in sunny Los Angeles. In this lusty, lascivious, and highly charged tale full of fast-paced, modern-day bodice-ripping, frolicking fun Mandy pays a visit to one of her many suitors - a night manager at a Ralph's grocery store. She spends an inordinate amount of time browsing and fondling all the wares in the vegetable bins [hint, hint], looking for just the right specimen before gathering up the rest of her supplies that she'll need for her midnight dalliance. A girl should always come prepared, and a grocery store is the perfect place for her to collect all the tools she'll need for a steamy encounter.That's when she meets Clark the cashier/bagboy on duty for the overnight shift. He's a handsome SoCal guy with the windswept look of a surfer. He's young, dumb, and... well, you get the drift. Clark checks out Mandy's groceries as he checks out her other assets before she heads off to her rendezvous in the night manager's office.After her zesty and licentious romp with the smitten, though somewhat hapless manager, Mandy decides to buy a bottle of booze and goes back through the checkout aisle that Clark is manning. And is he ever 'man'-ning it! This time it's Mandy who becomes curious about the taciturn and good-looking California bagboy quietly ringing up her purchase. On a whim she leaves him her number, giving him her best Mae West 'Why don't you come up and see me sometime, big boy?' look and saunters off into the night.Two days later, alone in her apartment Mandy gets a call from Clark. She invites him over ostensibly to watch movies, but he is so shy on the phone she isn't sure if he'll even show up.So the questions remain: Will Clark the studly bagboy chicken out? Does he have even an inkling of the surprise lingering beneath Mandy's alluring and provocative robe, or will she literally have to spring it on him? She knows he's young, but will Mandy find out if Clark is dumb or - more importantly - if he is full of...? And will Clark ever figure out how Mandy put her grocery purchase to use with the night manager? But the biggest question of all, aside from the magnitude of Clark's endowment, will Mandy surprise herself by falling for this dashing though simple young man? Can she actually go head-over-heels, gaga for a bagboy?If you love intensely erotic tales dredged up from the gutters of human desire and tinged with a taste of profound emotional discovery, then this is the raucous and naughty potboiler for you! Trust me, you'll be overjoyed and drenched [hint, hint] with pleasure as you turn the pages to this lewd and carnal tome and discover just why a CLEANUP ON AISLE 10 is needed!